i’m a little teapot
short and stout
heir ist mein handle
heir ist mein spout
when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout
open ze oven and take zem out!
I am a terrible person for laughing at that.
oh my god wat
(via shuhnuhn)
the only thing i can turn on is my computer
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We all need to take a second here to appreciate the fact that Magmar’s Japanese name is Boober.
(via reeducationthroughvinyl)
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all!
If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal…
…that it is actually a door frame!!
It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe in the First Class lounge based off a piece that was actually recovered:
This piece isn’t more than 3cm at maximum thickness!
In reality, if the panel in the movie was based off the actual panel,
It shouldn’t have held either of them afloat!!
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“I pretended I was a scavenger while cleaning my garage. I even estimated how many caps I would get for certain things.”



